1. Conversations with your husband go
something like this “You are never gonna believe what so and so posted on
facebook today! She is ridiculous! Well just wait until she sees what I just
pinned to my Pinterest she’ll think twice about her status now!”
something like this “You are never gonna believe what so and so posted on
facebook today! She is ridiculous! Well just wait until she sees what I just
pinned to my Pinterest she’ll think twice about her status now!”
2.
You have strong opinions about the characters of
children’s television shows. For example Big Bird is a whiney pain in the butt
and I can name several episodes of Sesame Street and at least one movie to
support that theory. Once I start on Big
Bird it almost always leads to Mr. Noodle and that’s when people really know I’m
crazy.
You have strong opinions about the characters of
children’s television shows. For example Big Bird is a whiney pain in the butt
and I can name several episodes of Sesame Street and at least one movie to
support that theory. Once I start on Big
Bird it almost always leads to Mr. Noodle and that’s when people really know I’m
crazy.
3.
You have “disagreements” with large corporations
and as a result have conversations like this, “You will not believe what Domino’s
said about Papa Johns!! Oh it is on, I am never speaking to Domino’s again!!
Garlic sauce for life!”
You have “disagreements” with large corporations
and as a result have conversations like this, “You will not believe what Domino’s
said about Papa Johns!! Oh it is on, I am never speaking to Domino’s again!!
Garlic sauce for life!”
4.
You stop seeing how messy your house is and step
over the same toys for days before making the effort to pick them up. I don’t
usually realize until I take a picture of the kids and see the background and
think “Holy crap! Is that my house?!”
You stop seeing how messy your house is and step
over the same toys for days before making the effort to pick them up. I don’t
usually realize until I take a picture of the kids and see the background and
think “Holy crap! Is that my house?!”
5.
You’re so used to every bathroom trip being a
public event you don’t even bother trying to close doors anymore. Maybe you even forgot to close a stall door in
a public restroom… Hey, I said MAYBE!!
You’re so used to every bathroom trip being a
public event you don’t even bother trying to close doors anymore. Maybe you even forgot to close a stall door in
a public restroom… Hey, I said MAYBE!!
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